Vape Club

Mission Statement
The Mountain Home Vape club plays a vital role in building community at our school. Bringing together deadbeats whom will eventually become wife beaters and underclassmen desperately grasping at straws in an attempt to find purpose in a new, intimidating environment. Unlike other clubs, we fully embrace the positive impacts of hitting the pen.

Meeting Times
We provide a unique experience of unstructured meeting times. with many of our members codependance on nicotine festering through a compulsive need to go to the bathrooms during and after class to let it rip. And in an attempt to be all inclusive signups are not required, just present yourself in the sacred restrooms when the situation presents itself.

Recruitment Methods
dummy thicc
 * 2 mg. Rohypnol
 * Gradual Introduction into Drug Addiction
 * Peer Pressure
 * The relentless targeting of students whom experience difficult home lives, vulnerability, and otherwise anyone lacking the ability to effectively express themselves leading to toxic feelings that culminate into a variety of self esteem issues.
 * Burlap Sack