Josh Dickinson

Mr.Dickinson
Josh Dickinson, a legend among students and most probably a laughing stock amongst teachers. Dickinson is best known for his unparalleled ability to kill memes, and the tragic accident that gave his sense of humor a stroke, leaving it permanently stuck two years behind reality. However this hasn't stopped Dickinson from looking into the future, with plans to use his Duolingo Spanish to eventually conquer the entirety of South America.

The Laugh
Also known as nightmare fuel, or domestic terrorism. Dickinson's laugh is a well known phenomenon throughout the school, partly due to the District's inability to purchase actual walls. Legends say that his laugh is the origin of conflict itself, with God himself creating the concept of sin after hearing the shrieking noises emitted by the grown man. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints introduced missions as a temporary measure to cast away the uneasiness and raw anger Dickinson's laughter generated. Although much like a boomerang with a nuclear arsenal he returned with collateral damage all around.

"'You got scared so you deleted your article about me.' -Dickinson, 2019 naively challenging a student to write an article about him."