Letter to School Administration

Mountain Home High School

300 S 11th E, Mountain Home, ID 83647

Subject: Mountain Home School Administration

To the unfortunate soul that has been tasked with perusing these articles,

I am writing you because it is clear that you have discovered this Wikia, that attempts to detail and enrich lives through colorful creative descriptions of different aspects of our school. However I believe that to be reading this letter now you have probably encountered an issue with some of the content that exists on this page.

I'd like to start by saying that this was recognized as a mistake and a culmination of poor decision making almost immediately, however against better judgement progress moved forward, with many articles written and hopefully more to come. However you are not here to listen about what mental processes, or lack of occurred while writing these articles, you are here for blood, and for that I have a few requests. Firstly, I just want to say, Gregory I always loved you and you mean the world to me. Thank you for teaching me what it means to love. Secondly for my last meal I would like a bowl of Macaroni and Cheese, and not any fancy brand, but the $0.99 boxes that you eat for the sole reason that your family has cast you out and you've been forced to fend for yourself, eating the box and the raw noodles, which continuously destroy the insides of your mouth. However some things are necessary in the name of survival. Except consuming the cheese packet. Not many things match the pain of the powder filling into your mouth and throat, seeping into the untreated open sores and plethora of new wounds from the pasta noodles. And with the powder meeting the bacteria-filled saliva in your throat, clotting, and making breathing a daunting task.

I'm not completely informed on what execution methods are exercised in the case of blasphemy against our glorious school. However I would be more than happy if you contacted me with such information, so I can begin to mentally prepare myself. I would also be interested in learning about whether or not last rites are available before death, and what the protocol for that looks like.

Thank you for taking the time to read my last wishes and hopefully answering my questions. And I'd like to apologize for whatever staff member was obligated to read through these articles. Though while I have your attention please convince them to change the school lunches, they're absolutely horrid to consume, and it feels like I'm self harming myself with every bite I take.

Thanking You.

Sincerely,

Gewwonabon

"Gotta Blast!" -Jimmy Neutron