The Area 51 Raid

The Raid
The collective idea to attack a military base in unison is a sober reminder that intelligent life is arguably nonexistent on our planet, and that irredeemably stupid ideas are not contained to Pearl Harbor and the Tide Pod challenge. Alas the entertainment value cannot be ignored, with natural selection playing the role of hero in this unforgettable massacre.

Mountain Home?
One might wonder what role our sleep inducing town might play in the war crime of the century, however it's quite clear that wherever a general disregard for self preservation and common sense thrive the meth heads and depressed teens attend their calling in life as cannon fodder.